An Introduction

Because the doll Live Journal's information page could not take anymore bios (too much text), The Chaos Crew's bios have been moved here.

This is now their biography blog. All bios have Live Journal links to each doll's tag so you can read about them at onna no baka gaki on Live Journal, an open doll journal.

Not all dolls have bios yet. It is sometimes a long process to 'hear' a character's bio info, especially if the doll was an impulse purchase.

All dolls are posted by their arrival date, not the date of the actual post. This means new doll bios will be post-dated. Check back for new names on the right side.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

April 14, 2007: Cian Cyan Teyrnon Kentigern, aka Bodkin


Name: Cian Cyan Teyrnon Kentigern. Pronounced KEE-an KUHN-ahn TAYR-non KENT-ee-gern.
(his Live Journal tag)

Name Meaning(s): Cian: Celtic - ancient, enduring; Cyan: Celtic - great, high; Teyrnon: Welsh - divine Prince; Kentigern: Scottish - head lord. He is the Lord High Liege of the Malachite Labyrinth, a Celtic/Japanese yôkai kingdom.

Nickname: Bodkin - He is a small narrow dagger, hidden away until drawn to strike with lethal quickness.

Arrival Date: April 14, 2007

Birthday: Has been silent about it.

Model: Orientdoll Winged Vampire So Ye, 12cm

Skin: white

Face up: by Orientdoll artists.

Customization(s): changed out default eyes.

Wig: Furquoise wig by Fwigs

Eyes: 8mm Life Like Acrylic - left eye violet, right eye dark green

Age: Unknown

Nationality: Celtic yôkai

Blood Type: unknown

Height: changes - he can be tiny or tall

Weight: relative to height

Shoe Size: unknown

Sexual Preference: Bodkin likes women. His lover and royal consort is Lani.

Favourite colours: He hasn't told me yet.

Favourite food: Anything his lover, Lani, makes for him.

Occupation: The Lord High Liege of the Malachite Labyrinth.

Looks: I have no clue.

Secrets: He didn't want the others to know he is here yet, but they know now.

Hobbies: He hasn't let me know. I know he DOES like sitting on top of his minions' heads.

Personality: A bit of a hard-ass but does like throwing around both the charm and the cute.

Likes: Harmony; his lover, Lani; his best friend, Talon, who tells the truth and doesn't treat him like a ruler.

Dislikes: His subjects and minions fighting among themselves; being called a Troll Doll.

Friday, February 16, 2007

February 16, 2007: Kane


Name: Kane, pronounced KAH nay
(his Live Journal tag)

Name Meaning(s): Japanese: golden, putting together, money, two right hands; Irish/Gaelic: tribute, little battler; Celtic: warrior, intelligent; Welsh: beautiful; French: field of combat; Hawaiian: Man, the eastern sky.

Nicknames: horny bastard, slut, sleaze dog

Arrival Date: February 16, 2007

Birthday: He hasn't let on

Model: Dollzone Recall (limited edition head - contest prize) 70cm

Skin: white

Face up: by Dollzone artists.

Customization(s): special faceup by Dollzone – although it doesn’t look the character I wanted, it works great for the doll.

Wig: some funky homemade pale blond/cream/white fur wig purchased in 2006 from an unknown source.

Eyes: Dollzone 18mm pink

Age: close to middle-age by yôkai standards

Nationality: unknown - some kind of yôkai (maybe a white tiger/dragon?)

Blood Type: AB

Height: 182 cm (6'0")

Weight: 196 lbs

Shoe Size: large and wide - but he has killer toenails so he likes going barefoot at times.

Sexual Preference: Pansexual. Since he has fathered so many children, including Chikara, Nasake and Talis, it would seem he is hetrosexual at least part of the time. He is definitely pansexual, and goes for whatever is convenient at the time.

Favourite colours: Autumn earth tones - rusts, antique golds, harvest greens, etc. Plus subtle pinks to bring out his eyes.

Favourite food: anything rich, decadent and flavourful.

Occupation: While he has excellent skills with weapons, he is the royal musician and dancer to the Malachite Liege; also very much a traveling troubadour, which is how so many women have succumbed to him, and had brats with him.

Looks: white or natural leather pants/jacket; teeshirts; jerkins and tights; kimono or other Asian cuts. He leans toward either traditional Japanese/Asian or old Celtic clothing with basic modern comfy clothes like teeshirts and jeans thrown in when he's wanting to blend in more. For some reason, attached himself to a large pink newsboy hat that looks good on him and attracts the ladies and brightly coloured and patterned 60's and 70's clothing so he looks like a hippy.

Secrets: He cannot keep his penis in his pants.

Hobbies: Singing, dancing, flirting, sex, sword fighting as an art-form.

Personality: Charming, horny, sometimes pushy - a lover, not a fighter.

Likes: Enjoys good sex, great food, sterling silver jewelry and entertaining the masses.

Dislikes: Being hunted down by jealous boyfriends/girlfriends/husbands/wives carrying weapons they want to stick into him; how some of his many children don't get along with each other (Chikara and Nasake specifically); not having a lover (or twenty) at the moment.

Saturday, December 9, 2006

December 9, 2006: The Chibs / Chibi Eiri and Chibi Shu


Names: Chibi Shu and Chibi Eiri
(their Live Journal tag)

Name Meaning(s): Japanese

Nickname: They are collectively known as "The Chibs".

Arrival Date: December 9, 2006

Models: Dollmore Elf Elly: Eiri = Banji; Shu = Lime, 5.7 inches each

Skin: normal

Wigs: Dollmore - Eiri: Blond Short Cut fiber; Shuichi: Banji boy's Violet fur default

Eyes: Dollmore 6mm Life Like Acrylic- Eiri: Light Gray (looks yellow); Shuichi: violet

Face ups: by Dollmore artists.

Customization(s): Eiri's incredible faceup is custom by Dollmore.

Birthday: Unknown - all I know is Bodkin created them at the same time.

Sexual Preference: Come on - these guys are a mated pair.

Favourite food: CE: strawberry shortcake, anything chocolate and beer; CS: flavoured teas, strawberry cake, orange smoothies

Background: Chibi Shu and Chibi Eiri were called by the High Lord of the Malachite Labyrinth (Bodkin) to keep an eye on Nasake and to insure the warrior finally will make peace with the kitsune's cat-like brother, Chikara. It hasn't happened yet...

These little fey are two of the High Lord's minions. They are periodically called upon to assist the High Lord with various tasks. This time, the Chibs were given the facial features of people the High Lord knew would be immediately accepted into the humans' household. They already had the general characteristics of the people whose faces they wear so that is why they were chosen for this mission. However, Chibi Eiri is much more of a snuggle bunny than the human Eiri.

The two have been together for centuries and work as a team. They enjoy being as close together as possible. They were originally conjured nestled together, and that devoted tie has remained with them. They do not like being apart for very long. If they get separated, Chibi Shu will start whining in high-pitched and eardrum-shattering tones, and Chibi Eiri will start yelling booming expletives at the top of his lungs.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

October 28, 2006: Trans (Transition Legion)


Name: Transition Legion
(his Live Journal tag)

Name Meaning(s):

Nickname: Trans; "Who are you today?"

Arrival Date: October 28, 2006 - adopted from prior keeper (Joy)

Birthday: He hasn't let on

Model: DollShe Hound, 70cm

Skin: normal

Face up: by Dollmore artists.

Customization(s): Dollmore body blushing

Wig: Changes all the time. Default is a Tensiya blond/brown fur wig or white/lavender fiber wig.

Eyes: Default is super-cheap 16mm lavender acrylics from a defunct company.

Age: Unknown. A Chameleon can look young or old.

Nationality: unknown, however, he has magical abilities and knows many different races and types of peoples from many planets, lands and dimensions.

Blood Type: unknown

Height: 182 cm (6'0")

Weight: 148 lbs

Shoe Size: large

Sexual Preference: Polysexual. Originally it seemed he was hetrosexual, as he once had an interest in fullmetalsqishy's Gadesh, until she rejected him for her current beau. However, as a chamelion, his preferences change as he changes.

Favourite colours: rainbow; cream and khaki tan

Favourite food: hasn't told me any preferences yet, though he seems quite enthusiastic about birthday cake.

Occupation: keeping the peace among the other members of the Chaos Crew; sometimes baby-sitter to tinies.

Looks: Depends on who he is – right now he likes wearing khaki pants and tee shirts.

Secrets: He is an enigma - he doesn't say much, just smiles. He knows how to move through various dimensions and alternate worlds and has magical powers. In particular, he has an anti-aggressive spell he has used on some Crew members to keep them from killing other members.

Hobbies: Sitting around relaxing and observing what happens around him; baby-sitting; good conversation.

Personality: Relaxed, calm, happy, amused.

Likes: Enjoys people, good food, relaxing with the Crew, his best friend, Nasake, his 'human' fan club.

Dislikes: Being alone; Crew squabbling; being stuck in the middle of something.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

September 10, 2006: Nasake



Name: Nasake
(his Live Journal tag)

Name Meaning(s): Japanese for compassion

Nicknames: Dog Breath, Stupid Brother, Bitch Boy, Arrogant Puppy, Mutt

Arrival Date: September 10, 2006 - adopted from prior keeper (Kurosakura)

Birthday: September 10, unless he tells me otherwise

Model: Dollzone Mo, 45cm

Skin: new normal skin (pink)

Face up: custom kitsune faceup by Kurosakura

Customization(s): ears and three tails by Kurosakura; one cat’s eye by me

Wig: JPopDolls "GothStar" white

Eyes: Has one modified full black as default by artist Kurosakura and one Dollmore 14mm grey acrylic cat’s eye I put in

Age: He hasn't told me yet, but he has quite a few centuries on him

Nationality: not from around here - does a kitsune have a nationality?

Blood Type: B

Height: 131.2 cm

Weight: unknown

Shoe Size: unknown at this time - he tries to avoid shoes

Sexual Preference: He's a couple with nereusthebeaded's elf girl, Dori (DoC Petsha LE), so he has some straight tendencies.

Favourite colours: White, silver, purple, gold, royal blue, black

Favourite food: raw meat, especially something he has killed himself

Occupation: Uses strong persuasion (like pointy objects) to convince humans/yôkai to be compassionate; he is the ‘guard dog’ of the Crew, going on patrol at odd hours of the night. Also the court mage but this world does not allow him to call his magic to him

Looks: traditional Japanese and Asian-inspired cuts

Secrets: He hasn't told me anything yet - maybe later.

Hobbies: He doesn't seem to do anything during his leisure time at the moment except try to find ways to make his magic work in this world; he patrols the grounds to insure everyone remains safe.

Personality: Arrogant and aloof, except when he's with 's Dori. Then he's just a happy puppy.

Likes: Being in control of the situation; his best friend, Trans.

Dislikes: His brother, Chikara; wearing modern human clothing; being called 'cute'; shoes.

You can see some of his story here. This story won the 2007 First Anniversary Dollzone photostory contest. The prize was a full-set special edition 70cm "Recall" doll.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

May 24, 2006: Chikara


Name: Chikara
(his Live Journal tag)

Name Meaning(s): Japanese for power, strong, strain, bear up, exert

Nicknames: Brat, Little Shit, Stinker, Tiny Dancer, Stinkerbutt, Cat, Kitten, Damned Cat, Bad Cat, "get out of that/there!"

Arrival Date: May 24, 2006

Birthday: October 31

Model: Dollzone Megi, 45cm (1st gen body-one of the first Megis produced)

Skin: new normal skin

Face up: by Dollzone artist Ulat

Customization(s): none at this time

Wig: Default frosted grey (this will change periodically for holidays)

Eyes: Default green Dollzone 16mm

Age: He hasn't told me yet, but he has quite a few centuries on him. He is still a child in many respects, however.

Nationality: not from around here...

Blood Type: O

Height: 131 cm; Weight: changes it at will when he wants to cause trouble

Shoe Size: He used to not like wearing them but he now enjoys the fashion statements he makes with them, so he wears them all the time.

Sexual Preference: Although he has not shown any sexual inclination toward anything at this time, he has been approached by a few girls and has acted mildly interested.

Favourite colours: Purple, green, burgundy, red

Favourite food: Whatever is not moving. (Don't eat that!)

Occupation: Spreading chaos wherever he goes

Looks: Fabric draped on body, Asian-inspired cuts, traditional Japanese, he now likes modern clothing (teeshirts, jeans, shorts) because his friends wear it

Secrets: I don't think we want to know all the details... He is a polymorph who leans toward the feline variety but enjoys being in his current form because it allows him to dance and move his body in a lyrical manner while having hands and opposable thumbs so he can open things.

Hobbies: Causing havoc and mayhem, pestering people, eating, getting in the way, licking wallpaper, burping The Star-Spangled Banner (his friend in San Francisco taught him), dancing, singing both off-key and on-key depending on his mood and who he wants to irritate doing it, sleeping in dirty laundry.

Personality: Outrageous, brazen, very cat-like ("I want this so it is mine now!"), an ex-loner who discovered he likes being cuddled by humans.

Likes: A large fluffy warm soft place to sleep; food; singing and dancing; cuddling with Shuichi; messing with Hatori's hair; pissing-off Eiri; playing with his 'pet', Shindô; his stuffed kitty, Kitty and his stuffed bunny, Usagi Dagger; LOVES his FANCLUB!

Dislikes: Being ignored; Eiri; being told he cannot eat something; the word "NO!"; his brother, Nasake.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

May 17, 2006: Sôma Hatori


Name: Sôma Hatori
(his Live Journal tag)

Nicknames: Tori, Ha'ri, Ha-san, Doc, Sensei

Arrival Date: May 17, 2006

Birthday: I am still looking for it, however, my research says he is a Cancer, so that narrows the date to somewhere between June 21 and July 22.

Model: Orient Doll Tae (special), 40cm

Skin: basic

Face up: by unknown Orient Doll artist

Customization(s): none at this time

Wig: Default OD black (black*)

Eyes: Default grey (official stats say green*)

Age: original age in anime/manga - 26 to 27*; in my universe - 19-20

Nationality: Japanese*

Blood Type: A*

Height: 182 cm (6'0")*; Weight: 69 kg (152 lbs)*

Shoe Size: unknown

Sexual Preference: Hetrosexual

Favourite colours: Typical male colours - blues, tans, browns

Favourite food: sushi and sake

Occupation: Because I have time-shifted him so he is younger, he is not yet the Sôma family doctor*. He has the ability to erase anyone's memory to keep the Sôma secret underwraps*. He is working on the first stage of his medical degree and is already gifted in healing.

Looks: suits, lab coat over suits, traditional Japanese

Secrets: He carries the Sôma family curse - he transforms into one of the animals of the Chinese Zodiac (the dragon) if he is hugged by a member of the opposite gender or if his body is put under a lot of stress.* However, he transforms not into a dragon but what is considered a baby dragon - a seahorse.* He is very self-conscious about this.*

Hobbies: Reading*, sleeping, keeping up with the latest in medical journals.

Personality: Stoic, grave, grounded, subtle sense of humour.

Likes: Reading on a quiet afternoon; a good meal; hanging out with Eiri (who is quiet, too); being left alone and in peace; getting to know his potentially future girlfriend, Onza.

Dislikes: Being pestered by his best friends, Ayame and Shigure*; meetups (the girls ignore him); Being pestered by Chikara and Shuichi; traveling; being pestered.

*official Stats