An Introduction

Because the doll Live Journal's information page could not take anymore bios (too much text), The Chaos Crew's bios have been moved here.

This is now their biography blog. All bios have Live Journal links to each doll's tag so you can read about them at onna no baka gaki on Live Journal, an open doll journal.

Not all dolls have bios yet. It is sometimes a long process to 'hear' a character's bio info, especially if the doll was an impulse purchase.

All dolls are posted by their arrival date, not the date of the actual post. This means new doll bios will be post-dated. Check back for new names on the right side.

Friday, June 22, 2007

June 22, 2007: Koushi Shindo (Prince Shindo)


Name: Koushi Shindo (Prince Shindo) - goes by Shindo. Of the Shindo Royal Family from a currently unknown alternate universe on another planet. Trans knows where but is not telling anyone where it is located, especially since the world is under political and genocide attack from the inside.
(his Live Journal tag)

Nicknames: Sweetling, Sweetbit, The Clueless Wonder, Sweet-pea, Cutie-Pie

Arrival Date: June 22, 2007

Birthday: April 16

Model: CP Luts Mini Fée Shiwoo Elf Limited - Happy Hours version, 42 cm

Skin: normal

Face up: custom by Luts artists on both open-eyed and sleeping heads, which represent the same character

Customization(s): custom by Luts artists - default with magenta eyebrows and pale pinky-tan lips

Wig: Dollmore pink mohair short style

Eyes: Dollmore 14mm H06

Hands: El

Age: human age 18

Nationality: elven/vampire alien

Blood Type: A

Height: 128cm

Weight: 92 lbs

Shoe Size: small

Sexual Preference: He likes both boys and girls as friends but has not shown any partner preference besides just being friends

Favourite colours: Pinks (the royal colour on his world), yellows, oranges, purples

Favourite food: Strawberry stuff, spaghetti with meat sauce, sour cream and cheddar potato chips

Occupation: The Crown Prince of his people.

Looks: The cuter, the better. Bring on the pink!

Secrets: He is being hunted by the powers who murdered his family. This group chases down others of his kind and either kills them or puts them in bondage and under control. They are afraid of the elven yôkai and their ability to turn vampire when they sleep.

Hobbies: He hasn't been inclined to do much right now, since he is still in shock from being in this very different world. He loves to sing and dance, even though we can only get him to do it rarely. The Crew is determined to make him feel comfortable and safe.

Personality: He is very, very sweet and gentle. He is also very clueless, especially about this world. He gets confused easily, too, so Chikara takes advantage of it.

Likes: Happiness, his friends, making new friends, pink.

Dislikes: Bad dreams, being lonely, losing his family and friends on his world.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

May 15, 2007: Yuki Eiri (pen name); Uesugi Eiri (real name)


Name: Yuki Eiri (pen name); Uesugi Eiri (real name)
(his Live Journal tag)

Nicknames: Yuki, baka, husband, meanie, Mr. Cranky-Pants, grumpy-puss, Eiri-chan

Arrival Date: May 15, 2007

Birthday: February 23*

Model: Dollmore Model Doll Haneol Moon, thicker body, 71cm

Skin: normal skin

Face up: by Dollmore

Customization(s): custom faceup by the great Dollmore artists; Dollmore pierced ear and I made ring for it

Wig: an awesome cream Hound-size Paraiso Boa P fur wig I got in a group order run by heimdalalr

Eyes: 14mm Soom Spotted Brown

Age: original age in anime/manga - 22*; in my universe - mid to late-20's

Nationality: Japanese*

Blood Type: AB*

Height: 186 cm (6'1")*

Weight: 74 kg (163 lbs)*

Shoe Size: just gigantic!

Sexual Preference: He wants sex as much as possible. Claimed to be and acted hetrosexual until he met Shuichi, when his actual bisexually became apparent. Initially he was aggressively seme to Shuichi's uke, but as the years have gone by (the helpful psychologist visits with medication have lessened and the trust levels have risen), Eiri now enjoys switching sides.

Favourite colours: Black and other dark, muted colours; that does not stop him from wearing jewel tones in both his suits and shirts once-in-a-while.

Favourite foods: chocolate puffs with milk*, strawberry shortcake*, fine French pastries, American beer

Occupation: Japan's most popular romance novelist*; is also an ordained Buddhist monk and is heir to the family shrine*.

Looks: loose dress shirts worn untucked with dress slacks; traditional Japanese (including monk robes*), expensive tailored suits*, as he has gotten older and more relaxed he has enjoyed wearing comfortable clothing like jeans, khakis, teeshirts and tanktops. Occasionally wears leather pants and punkish clothing to tempt Shuichi.

Secrets: Only a few people know Eiri shot and killed his sensei and the two men who raped him when he was 16 and living in New York City*.

Hobbies: Sleeping*, sex*, reading*, sex, cooking*, sex, putting out kitchen fires his lover starts, sex.

Personality: Grumpy*, cranky*, crabby*, incredibly jealous of anyone who even looks at Shuichi*.

Likes: Sleeping as much as possible*; Alpha Menthol cigarettes*; cuddling with his brat (but he does not always openly confess that); having Shuichi as close as possible to him whenever their schedules allow it; sex, sex and sex.

Dislikes: the way his brother-in-law, Seguchi Tohma, tries to control his life; when Shuichi squeals loudly; having his ears touched in any way*; celery*; being deprived of sex; Chikara.

*information from the character creator. Read the original translated profile: http://users2.ev1.net/~cyberian/grav/std/shuyuki.htm

Saturday, April 14, 2007

April 14, 2007: Cian Cyan Teyrnon Kentigern, aka Bodkin


Name: Cian Cyan Teyrnon Kentigern. Pronounced KEE-an KUHN-ahn TAYR-non KENT-ee-gern.
(his Live Journal tag)

Name Meaning(s): Cian: Celtic - ancient, enduring; Cyan: Celtic - great, high; Teyrnon: Welsh - divine Prince; Kentigern: Scottish - head lord. He is the Lord High Liege of the Malachite Labyrinth, a Celtic/Japanese yôkai kingdom.

Nickname: Bodkin - He is a small narrow dagger, hidden away until drawn to strike with lethal quickness.

Arrival Date: April 14, 2007

Birthday: Has been silent about it.

Model: Orientdoll Winged Vampire So Ye, 12cm

Skin: white

Face up: by Orientdoll artists.

Customization(s): changed out default eyes.

Wig: Furquoise wig by Fwigs

Eyes: 8mm Life Like Acrylic - left eye violet, right eye dark green

Age: Unknown

Nationality: Celtic yôkai

Blood Type: unknown

Height: changes - he can be tiny or tall

Weight: relative to height

Shoe Size: unknown

Sexual Preference: Bodkin likes women. His lover and royal consort is Lani.

Favourite colours: He hasn't told me yet.

Favourite food: Anything his lover, Lani, makes for him.

Occupation: The Lord High Liege of the Malachite Labyrinth.

Looks: I have no clue.

Secrets: He didn't want the others to know he is here yet, but they know now.

Hobbies: He hasn't let me know. I know he DOES like sitting on top of his minions' heads.

Personality: A bit of a hard-ass but does like throwing around both the charm and the cute.

Likes: Harmony; his lover, Lani; his best friend, Talon, who tells the truth and doesn't treat him like a ruler.

Dislikes: His subjects and minions fighting among themselves; being called a Troll Doll.

Friday, February 16, 2007

February 16, 2007: Kane


Name: Kane, pronounced KAH nay
(his Live Journal tag)

Name Meaning(s): Japanese: golden, putting together, money, two right hands; Irish/Gaelic: tribute, little battler; Celtic: warrior, intelligent; Welsh: beautiful; French: field of combat; Hawaiian: Man, the eastern sky.

Nicknames: horny bastard, slut, sleaze dog

Arrival Date: February 16, 2007

Birthday: He hasn't let on

Model: Dollzone Recall (limited edition head - contest prize) 70cm

Skin: white

Face up: by Dollzone artists.

Customization(s): special faceup by Dollzone – although it doesn’t look the character I wanted, it works great for the doll.

Wig: some funky homemade pale blond/cream/white fur wig purchased in 2006 from an unknown source.

Eyes: Dollzone 18mm pink

Age: close to middle-age by yôkai standards

Nationality: unknown - some kind of yôkai (maybe a white tiger/dragon?)

Blood Type: AB

Height: 182 cm (6'0")

Weight: 196 lbs

Shoe Size: large and wide - but he has killer toenails so he likes going barefoot at times.

Sexual Preference: Pansexual. Since he has fathered so many children, including Chikara, Nasake and Talis, it would seem he is hetrosexual at least part of the time. He is definitely pansexual, and goes for whatever is convenient at the time.

Favourite colours: Autumn earth tones - rusts, antique golds, harvest greens, etc. Plus subtle pinks to bring out his eyes.

Favourite food: anything rich, decadent and flavourful.

Occupation: While he has excellent skills with weapons, he is the royal musician and dancer to the Malachite Liege; also very much a traveling troubadour, which is how so many women have succumbed to him, and had brats with him.

Looks: white or natural leather pants/jacket; teeshirts; jerkins and tights; kimono or other Asian cuts. He leans toward either traditional Japanese/Asian or old Celtic clothing with basic modern comfy clothes like teeshirts and jeans thrown in when he's wanting to blend in more. For some reason, attached himself to a large pink newsboy hat that looks good on him and attracts the ladies and brightly coloured and patterned 60's and 70's clothing so he looks like a hippy.

Secrets: He cannot keep his penis in his pants.

Hobbies: Singing, dancing, flirting, sex, sword fighting as an art-form.

Personality: Charming, horny, sometimes pushy - a lover, not a fighter.

Likes: Enjoys good sex, great food, sterling silver jewelry and entertaining the masses.

Dislikes: Being hunted down by jealous boyfriends/girlfriends/husbands/wives carrying weapons they want to stick into him; how some of his many children don't get along with each other (Chikara and Nasake specifically); not having a lover (or twenty) at the moment.

Saturday, December 9, 2006

December 9, 2006: The Chibs / Chibi Eiri and Chibi Shu


Names: Chibi Shu and Chibi Eiri
(their Live Journal tag)

Name Meaning(s): Japanese

Nickname: They are collectively known as "The Chibs".

Arrival Date: December 9, 2006

Models: Dollmore Elf Elly: Eiri = Banji; Shu = Lime, 5.7 inches each

Skin: normal

Wigs: Dollmore - Eiri: Blond Short Cut fiber; Shuichi: Banji boy's Violet fur default

Eyes: Dollmore 6mm Life Like Acrylic- Eiri: Light Gray (looks yellow); Shuichi: violet

Face ups: by Dollmore artists.

Customization(s): Eiri's incredible faceup is custom by Dollmore.

Birthday: Unknown - all I know is Bodkin created them at the same time.

Sexual Preference: Come on - these guys are a mated pair.

Favourite food: CE: strawberry shortcake, anything chocolate and beer; CS: flavoured teas, strawberry cake, orange smoothies

Background: Chibi Shu and Chibi Eiri were called by the High Lord of the Malachite Labyrinth (Bodkin) to keep an eye on Nasake and to insure the warrior finally will make peace with the kitsune's cat-like brother, Chikara. It hasn't happened yet...

These little fey are two of the High Lord's minions. They are periodically called upon to assist the High Lord with various tasks. This time, the Chibs were given the facial features of people the High Lord knew would be immediately accepted into the humans' household. They already had the general characteristics of the people whose faces they wear so that is why they were chosen for this mission. However, Chibi Eiri is much more of a snuggle bunny than the human Eiri.

The two have been together for centuries and work as a team. They enjoy being as close together as possible. They were originally conjured nestled together, and that devoted tie has remained with them. They do not like being apart for very long. If they get separated, Chibi Shu will start whining in high-pitched and eardrum-shattering tones, and Chibi Eiri will start yelling booming expletives at the top of his lungs.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

October 28, 2006: Trans (Transition Legion)


Name: Transition Legion
(his Live Journal tag)

Name Meaning(s):

Nickname: Trans; "Who are you today?"

Arrival Date: October 28, 2006 - adopted from prior keeper (Joy)

Birthday: He hasn't let on

Model: DollShe Hound, 70cm

Skin: normal

Face up: by Dollmore artists.

Customization(s): Dollmore body blushing

Wig: Changes all the time. Default is a Tensiya blond/brown fur wig or white/lavender fiber wig.

Eyes: Default is super-cheap 16mm lavender acrylics from a defunct company.

Age: Unknown. A Chameleon can look young or old.

Nationality: unknown, however, he has magical abilities and knows many different races and types of peoples from many planets, lands and dimensions.

Blood Type: unknown

Height: 182 cm (6'0")

Weight: 148 lbs

Shoe Size: large

Sexual Preference: Polysexual. Originally it seemed he was hetrosexual, as he once had an interest in fullmetalsqishy's Gadesh, until she rejected him for her current beau. However, as a chamelion, his preferences change as he changes.

Favourite colours: rainbow; cream and khaki tan

Favourite food: hasn't told me any preferences yet, though he seems quite enthusiastic about birthday cake.

Occupation: keeping the peace among the other members of the Chaos Crew; sometimes baby-sitter to tinies.

Looks: Depends on who he is – right now he likes wearing khaki pants and tee shirts.

Secrets: He is an enigma - he doesn't say much, just smiles. He knows how to move through various dimensions and alternate worlds and has magical powers. In particular, he has an anti-aggressive spell he has used on some Crew members to keep them from killing other members.

Hobbies: Sitting around relaxing and observing what happens around him; baby-sitting; good conversation.

Personality: Relaxed, calm, happy, amused.

Likes: Enjoys people, good food, relaxing with the Crew, his best friend, Nasake, his 'human' fan club.

Dislikes: Being alone; Crew squabbling; being stuck in the middle of something.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

September 10, 2006: Nasake



Name: Nasake
(his Live Journal tag)

Name Meaning(s): Japanese for compassion

Nicknames: Dog Breath, Stupid Brother, Bitch Boy, Arrogant Puppy, Mutt

Arrival Date: September 10, 2006 - adopted from prior keeper (Kurosakura)

Birthday: September 10, unless he tells me otherwise

Model: Dollzone Mo, 45cm

Skin: new normal skin (pink)

Face up: custom kitsune faceup by Kurosakura

Customization(s): ears and three tails by Kurosakura; one cat’s eye by me

Wig: JPopDolls "GothStar" white

Eyes: Has one modified full black as default by artist Kurosakura and one Dollmore 14mm grey acrylic cat’s eye I put in

Age: He hasn't told me yet, but he has quite a few centuries on him

Nationality: not from around here - does a kitsune have a nationality?

Blood Type: B

Height: 131.2 cm

Weight: unknown

Shoe Size: unknown at this time - he tries to avoid shoes

Sexual Preference: He's a couple with nereusthebeaded's elf girl, Dori (DoC Petsha LE), so he has some straight tendencies.

Favourite colours: White, silver, purple, gold, royal blue, black

Favourite food: raw meat, especially something he has killed himself

Occupation: Uses strong persuasion (like pointy objects) to convince humans/yôkai to be compassionate; he is the ‘guard dog’ of the Crew, going on patrol at odd hours of the night. Also the court mage but this world does not allow him to call his magic to him

Looks: traditional Japanese and Asian-inspired cuts

Secrets: He hasn't told me anything yet - maybe later.

Hobbies: He doesn't seem to do anything during his leisure time at the moment except try to find ways to make his magic work in this world; he patrols the grounds to insure everyone remains safe.

Personality: Arrogant and aloof, except when he's with 's Dori. Then he's just a happy puppy.

Likes: Being in control of the situation; his best friend, Trans.

Dislikes: His brother, Chikara; wearing modern human clothing; being called 'cute'; shoes.

You can see some of his story here. This story won the 2007 First Anniversary Dollzone photostory contest. The prize was a full-set special edition 70cm "Recall" doll.

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